Heute Ist Nicht Mein Tag
You know those mornings when you wake up scared to death because the alarm was somehow extra loud?
You reach out to turn it off and it's just that extra inch too far and
you fall out of bed, on your injured knee. You shake it off just to
notice you've slept funny and your neck hurts like hell, then you yawn
and hear a loud *Crack!* in your jaw and while you rush off to
work you drop your very expensive phone on the pavement.
Welcome to a saturday of work.
