Im Deutschkurs Mit Dem Happy Bunny

Just a few days until my german exam. Why is it such a big deal?

Because it's one of the three (3) school exams I have left to do in this life! Don't spoil it by throwing me a "life is a neverending test"-line, it's the third last one, period. I've done hundreds and hundreds (if not millions, gazillions) of tests during all of my years of different levels of schooling but only now, when they can be counted with the fingers on my right hand (because I'm right-handed, that's why) has the Fear of Tests evaporated. It took some years, but now, today, I can walk head held high, fearless, in my new, sexy boots (black, 3 inch stiletto heels, from Bianco, 69e) into the exam and not really care about the outcome. I know I have to get at least a 2 (on a scale from 1-5, 1 sucking, 5 not) to be able to continue, but so what?

That's another funny thing though. If the scale is 1-5, then why do I have to get at least a 2 to continue? Couldn't you just raise the bar to at least 75% correct in order to pass? Getting a 1 only helps me throught my next, last german course because by then I won't have to continue. But if I get it into my head that I, at some point would like to (I won't, don't worry, it's all hypothetical) continue to the fourth (!) course, I'd have to take the test all over again. That's just stupid.

I found the best t-shirt ever, it's a Happy Bunny shirt but I couldn't order it because they only had "one size/Medium fits all!". It doesn't. They don't make it for 1,75m scandinavians. Anyway, the Happy Bunny-shirt had (obviously) the bunny printed on it with the text "You're funny. Looking". So if anyone finds it in Adult Sizes, mail me one. I'll gladly pay you. There's just nothing I wouldn't do to insult random people. Just remember, if it's ridiculously expensive, don't bother, I have yet to ovulate Fabergé eggs.

I almost forgot, since somebody has already asked me what I wan't for christmas. and I answered "Roman Schatz" "I don't know", here's a list, made by Eartha Kitt.