Return Of The Bridezilla!

I totally forgot to tell you guys what a complete idiot I was at the bridal shop a few days ago!

So, my dress came, right? And we went to try it on, right? And the other color in this story is the lady at the bridal shop, right?

"So where are your shoes?"

"um... at home... 160km away..."

"Why didn't you bring them with you?"

"I didn't know I was supposed to" (yeah, I know, I know, but somehow I imagined the dress is one size and that's it. Either it's the proper length or then its tough shit for the bride. Apparently not)

"Do you think you'd be able to recognize the shoes you bought?"

"yeah. Those, over there"

"Good. Did you bring your lingerie with you?"

"um... no."

*sigh*

"Okay. What kind of lingerie do you have?"

"um... none. I thought I'd go out and buy them sometime after this dress came."

"Allright. But be sure to buy them and bring them with you to the next fitting."

"There's one more?!"

"Yeah! We have to take it in, right?"

"Oh. I thought this was it."

"And then there's a final fitting after that."

"Are you kidding me?"

That woman had the patience of a saint and I should totally send her flowers. And vodka.

But how am I supposed to know these things? I thought I try the dress on and go buy bras after that, and I honestly thought they were a standard length and stuff. I swear to God, if anyone of my friends ever gets married I'm making them a rulebook about these things. And I only get how embarrassing I am after I blurt things out in the air.

And a while ago Sami called. Since my stitches should be removed the day after they come home, and there's no way I'm traveling to Turku on the day he arrives home, we talked about if Tapsa could do it because he has received the proper medical training. Sami told me we wouldn't have to get the scalpel you normally use for these things because scissors would work equally well. After I painted him a vivid scenario of what would happen if anyone tried to come at me with kitchen utencils and a pitchfork, he sighed "I knew I shouldn't have told you in advance."

...because I probably couldn't tell the difference between pliers and a scalpel anyway.