Sickday

We're both sick, so we have been spending time in front of the tv. Watching "Bridezilla". This last episode simply ruled.

"The bride is Rhyan Elizabeth Johnson. "Hi!" She is 27 years old and is a loan advisor. She also studies design and likes to shop. Blah blah blah..."

And then they presented the groom.

"This is the groom. "Hello, my name is Onur and I am Turkish""

CUT!

That was enough. It was really hilarious since you could see Onur was about to say something else but the production team decided to cut there. Apparently all we need to know about the groom is that he is turkish. And later on in the show the narrator explained he is also a muslim.

What a shock! A turkish muslim! on my tv! getting married! OMG!

Come the fuck on.

But we did get a lot of laughs about the bride too because she was an alcoholic. And just ridiculous in general. I'd imagine it would take a lot of l337 skillz to get hammered at the hairdresser.

And the second bride was obsessed with stars, so we saw her threatening the best man and getting her teeth whitened at Dr. Dorfman from x-treme makeover. It takes a lot of balls to explain "going to a celebrity dentist is something a lot of people never get to experience so I'm trying to make the most of it and cherish this. It's really something special:"

Special like in The Special Olympics.

I <3 american tv