Sweetheart, Take A Deep Breath And Sit Down
The good news is that nothing has happened to me. I'm fine. Yay!
The bad news would be that a passing truck sent a rock flying my way and it left a huge dent on the windshield of our little Baby Blue. We-need-to-replace-it-before-winter-comes-and-it-explodes-big. So hold on to your paycheck.
Remember to breathe, sweetheart. That's it, exhale, inhale, now you've got it...
